MQ Issue 136 Up

The most recent issue of the MQ to go online is now live, and you can check it out here. This is the penultimate issue with me as a contributing writer/EIC, so enjoy it. It's themed around the annual Sun God festival, when UCSD goes completely nuts for one day, so there's a fair amount of drunkenness-related humor. If you just want to scope out the pieces I wrote, I've provided links below, but I'm telling you, there's some good fake news in there. Not to mention easy-to-digest Top Ten lists!

• Born Again MacGyver Disproves Evolution Using Peanut Butter, a Baseball, a Rubber Band, and a Pocket Knife


• New York City Cracks Down on Jaywalking, Millions Trapped in Homes


• Staff Writer Composes Article While Drunk, Editor Clearly Too Drunk to Notice


• EDITORIAL: I Wrote This Entire Article On the Wall Above the Urinal While Peeing


• POINT/COUNTER-POINT: I Respect My Professors Too Much to Come to Class Drunk vs. I Respect My Students Too Much to Come to Class Sober