August 24, 2009

S.W.A.I.M., Episode 18

With this Cracked TV, we have successfully filled in the missing episodes between 16 and 19. Hopefully, this experimental handling of the timeline and fleshed out backstory will cast episode 19 in a whole new light. A gritty, sexy light, like a dim red lamp with gravel in the bulb.

August 23, 2009

Check it! New Threads!

Hey Dr. Nick! You're probably noticing I suddenly look different. This is because we have been hacked. A hefty hacker hacked us haphazardly and now the site looks like this! Thanks mystery hacker!

If you have any notes and want to vent about how much you hate the redesign, post it in the comments, I will gladly ignore your scowls in protest of my beautiful, beautiful work. I HTML on napkins, bitch. So deal. Jeez.

August 10, 2009

S.W.A.I.M., Episode 17

What better way to return from a hiatus than with an episode that's offensive on no less than two levels? See if you can discern and articulate BOTH LEVELS OF OUTRAGE! And hey, maybe you'll discover even more offensive things about this episode! The sky's the limit.

August 5, 2009

Cocaine and Hot Dogs

Aside from being a revolutionary new lunch entree/energy booster, cocaine and hot dogs also refers to the two latest discharges from Genius Camp. It's been a while, but the Geniuses aren't licked yet! Stay tuned for even more to come.

2009 Those Aren't Muskets!