tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18814366894143230852024-03-13T22:50:12.246-07:00TAM!Those Aren't Muskets!http://www.blogger.com/profile/02205480435050473750noreply@blogger.comBlogger290125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-17544158871511776972010-05-18T16:51:00.000-07:002010-05-18T17:10:03.936-07:00Agents Of Cracked Wins Streamy!Thanks to your tireless voting, re-voting, and un-anti-voting, Agents of Cracked bagged the Audience Choice award at this years' Streamy Awards! Thanks guys! You can check out Mike's terrible speech at the Streamys below (featuring the Sklar Brothers!).<br /><br /><center><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gyfOOyNy4qk&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gyfOOyNy4qk&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></center><br /><br />And here are slightly better speeches from Dan and Mike at Streamys II, a meet-n-greet held later for the winners (we're right at the end):<br /><br /><center><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="386" id="utv935838" name="utv_n_454667"><param name="flashvars" value="beginPercent=0.1166&endPercent=0.9956&autoplay=false&locale=en_US" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.ustream.tv/flash/video/6213446" /><embed flashvars="beginPercent=0.1166&endPercent=0.9956&autoplay=false&locale=en_US" width="480" height="386" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" id="utv935838" name="utv_n_454667" src="http://www.ustream.tv/flash/video/6213446" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /></embed></object></center><br /><br />And last but not least, the spot we made to convince you to <a target="new" href="https://www.createspace.com/276264">spend ten dollars</a> on a show that's <a target="new" href="http://www.cracked.com/video_18099_the-end-beginning.html">hosted free online</a>. 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Hint: it's usually a Youtube clip.<br /><br />In case you missed it, here are the final two episodes of <span style="font-style:italic;">Cracked TV</span>, as well as the first three of <span style="font-style:italic;">Does Not Compute</span>, to get you through the transition. 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I'd say exactly how much time, but the hackers got into my watch too and now it just screeches continuously.<br /><br />But like the mythical phoenix, we have risen from the ashes of defeat in a blaze of pure, golden glory and several reposted videos. Those are below, and they represent some stuff you may have missed if you were just sitting on our warning page waiting for the site to get fixed.<br /><br />A big thank you to all of the fans who let us know the site was down. It's nice to know so many, many people observed our technical incompetence unfold in real time. And a HUGE thank you to Kevin Clark, the man whose technical competence got this old boat back on the water. He is a true friend to us, the site, comedy, and some of the kinder animals. He's also awesome at programs.<br /><br /><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdp9oJy2w6rLURZ0Slp8ejc0PuFNflie0ZEg5npA2H_jRTSVha_LYouqeWse-t6lR6nZMwin_r9cCND-CDbgHCcoi0P05W0K-EQs5YDUovbpHobc4VIbksyP2ChRT4aLgZBOtcj-N2xwc/s1600/kev.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdp9oJy2w6rLURZ0Slp8ejc0PuFNflie0ZEg5npA2H_jRTSVha_LYouqeWse-t6lR6nZMwin_r9cCND-CDbgHCcoi0P05W0K-EQs5YDUovbpHobc4VIbksyP2ChRT4aLgZBOtcj-N2xwc/s400/kev.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472755909931720226" /></a></center><br /><br />So we'll skip the awkward hug and just say it's nice to be back. Stay tuned here and over at Cracked for the freshest Muskets!, and keep reading this very blog for some major announcements.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">THE SAUSAGE:</span><br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="342" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="flashVars" 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height="340"></embed></object></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-34964919709366077692010-02-15T17:07:00.000-08:002010-02-15T17:09:29.106-08:00S.W.A.I.M., Episode 28Featuring about three seconds from my ACTUAL wedding! Watch, and learn why you should never want to have anything to do with me in real life. <br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_preroll=true&ID=18146&height=37&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&TITLE=6%20Creative%20Ways%20to%20Ruin%20Your%20Own%20Wedding&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&DESC=&demand_content_id=18146&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18146_6-creative-ways-to-ruin-your-own-wedding.html&v=2.2.3&KEYWORDS=&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&video_title=6%20Creative%20Ways%20to%20Ruin%20Your%20Own%20Wedding&adPartner=Adap&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_show_replay=true&demand_tracking=1&ADAPTAG=MichaelSwaim&demand_related=1&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin_cr.swf&CATEGORIES=Weird%20World&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18146_6-creative-ways-to-ruin-your-own-wedding.xml&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/7/7/2/18772_608X342.flv&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/7/7/2/18772_608X342.flv&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site." /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-70452950628301735742010-02-06T13:39:00.000-08:002010-02-06T13:53:14.669-08:00Interview With Mike @ The Huffington PostThanks to Greg Boose of HuffPo who put together a fabulous write-up on myself and the troupe. There's a few actual points in there, but don't worry, I put in plenty of filler bullshit too. Because if I'm about anything, it's <a target="new" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-boose/talking-comedy-and-distur_b_426288.html">QUANTITY OF VERBIAGE</a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">See? Huffington Post Interview! I'm worth making a Wikipedia page for now, right? Right?!</span>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-7902355808257621772010-02-01T12:25:00.000-08:002010-02-01T13:11:32.524-08:00S.W.A.I.M., Episode 27Wherein I mock people with incredible (but useless) talents, because making comedy videos on the Internet is so much more practical and important.<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_preroll=true&ID=18139&height=37&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&TITLE=The%207%20Most%20Incredible%20Displays%20of%20Pointless%20Talents&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&DESC=&demand_content_id=18139&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18139_the-7-most-incredible-displays-pointless-talents.html&v=2.2.3&KEYWORDS=&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&video_title=The%207%20Most%20Incredible%20Displays%20of%20Pointless%20Talents&adPartner=Adap&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_show_replay=true&demand_tracking=1&ADAPTAG=MichaelSwaim&demand_related=1&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin_cr.swf&CATEGORIES=Weird%20World&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18139_the-7-most-incredible-displays-pointless-talents.xml&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/0/2/2/18022_608X342.flv&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/0/2/2/18022_608X342.flv&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site." /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-76720523937740052632010-01-11T09:37:00.000-08:002010-01-11T09:38:54.950-08:00S.W.A.I.M., Episode 26If you are feeling queasy, watching this video should prove helpful and therapeutic.<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_preroll=true&ID=18133&height=37&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&TITLE=8%20Great%20Foods%20for%20Explaining%20Why%20The%20Terrorists%20Hate%20Us%20&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&DESC=&demand_content_id=18133&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18133_8-great-foods-explaining-why-terrorists-hate-us.html&v=2.2.3&KEYWORDS=&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&video_title=8%20Great%20Foods%20for%20Explaining%20Why%20The%20Terrorists%20Hate%20Us%20&adPartner=Adap&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_show_replay=true&demand_tracking=1&ADAPTAG=MichaelSwaim&demand_related=1&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin_cr.swf&CATEGORIES=Weird%20World&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18133_8-great-foods-explaining-why-terrorists-hate-us.xml&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/8/6/2/16862_608X342.flv&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/8/6/2/16862_608X342.flv&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site." /></object><br><a href="http://www.cracked.com/video_18133_8-great-foods-explaining-why-terrorists-hate-us.html">8 Great Foods for Explaining Why The Terrorists Hate Us </a> -- powered by Cracked.com</div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-15945187809065536072010-01-08T22:21:00.000-08:002010-01-08T22:23:11.231-08:00The Decade In RetrospectA full year ahead of schedule, my the Cracked writing staff (myself included) have put together <a target="new" href="http://www.cracked.com/article/18353_the-top-5-everything-decade-for-better-worse/">a decade-end retrospective</a>. We wanted to do it early because there's a good chance we're all going to leave the site and become slow-boat captains this year (if I have anything to say about it, anyway).Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-91438637192367522322010-01-08T22:18:00.000-08:002010-01-08T22:20:49.697-08:00S.W.A.I.M., Episode 25Just in time for the holidays, it's...something to scar your children! Cheaper than presents, and at least as harrowing.<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_preroll=true&ID=18130&height=37&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&TITLE=The%206%20Creepiest%20Videos%20Aimed%20at%20Children&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&DESC=&demand_content_id=18130&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18130_the-6-creepiest-videos-aimed-at-children.html&v=2.2.3&KEYWORDS=&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&video_title=The%206%20Creepiest%20Videos%20Aimed%20at%20Children&adPartner=Adap&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_show_replay=true&demand_tracking=1&ADAPTAG=MichaelSwaim&demand_related=1&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin_cr.swf&CATEGORIES=Weird%20World&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18130_the-6-creepiest-videos-aimed-at-children.xml&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/9/9/9/15999_608X342.flv&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/9/9/9/15999_608X342.flv&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site." /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-69599589247560903292009-12-14T12:44:00.000-08:002009-12-14T12:46:47.942-08:00S.W.A.I.M., Episode 24The first new Cracked TV since, like, forever is here, and it's designed to remind you why you were glad it was gone! Cervix ahoy!<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_preroll=true&ID=18122&height=37&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&TITLE=6%20Oddly%20Specific%20%28And%20Extensive%29%20Online%20Collections%20of%20WTF&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&DESC=&demand_content_id=18122&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18122_6-oddly-specific-and-extensive-online-collections-wtf.html&v=2.2.3&KEYWORDS=&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&video_title=6%20Oddly%20Specific%20%28And%20Extensive%29%20Online%20Collections%20of%20WTF&adPartner=Adap&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_show_replay=true&demand_tracking=1&ADAPTAG=MichaelSwaim&demand_related=1&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin_cr.swf&CATEGORIES=Weird%20World&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18122_6-oddly-specific-and-extensive-online-collections-wtf.xml&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/0/7/5/10075_608X342.flv&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/0/7/5/10075_608X342.flv&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site." /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-63437119887054076272009-12-05T11:10:00.001-08:002009-12-05T11:11:46.195-08:00Precious Meets GollumAnd it doesn't end well. At least in the sense that getting impregnated by a vampire isn't "ending well."<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_preroll=true&ID=18119&height=37&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&TITLE=Precious%3A%20A%20Tale%20of%20Hope%2C%20Perseverance%20and%20Vampire%20Sex&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&DESC=&demand_content_id=18119&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18119_precious-tale-hope-perseverance-vampire-sex.html&v=2.2.3&KEYWORDS=&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&video_title=Precious%3A%20A%20Tale%20of%20Hope%2C%20Perseverance%20and%20Vampire%20Sex&adPartner=Adap&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_show_replay=true&demand_tracking=1&ADAPTAG=MichaelSwaim&demand_related=1&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&CATEGORIES=Movies%20%26%20TV&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18119_precious-tale-hope-perseverance-vampire-sex.xml&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/6/9/7/9697_608X342.flv&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/6/9/7/9697_608X342.flv&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site." /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-39449922547140402992009-12-05T01:46:00.000-08:002009-12-05T01:55:06.780-08:00Agents of Cracked Soundtrack (Pt. 2)Here it is. The intro to the series. The wonderfully rhythmic and deliciously tonal concoction created by Tom O'Brien, brother of Dan, the most lady-like man I have ever known.<br /><br />Point is, we all love the intro theme and hope you do too. We couldn't have asked for a better composer, and his work is downloadable as of now:<br /><br /><a href="http://thosearentmuskets.com/AoC_intro.mp3">Right click here to download the AoC theme</a>.<br /><br />Enjoy. We sure do.Abehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09533841329293252769noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-59601871290707270812009-12-02T12:26:00.000-08:002009-12-02T12:54:36.683-08:00AoC: A Retrospective<span style="font-style:italic;">Agents of Cracked</span> has <a target="new" href="http://www.cracked.com/video_18112_the-end.html">come to an end</a>, and we'd like to thank everyone who worked on the project and all the lovely people who watched and enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun, and we hope to make a second season sometime in 2010. There's also going to be a DVD coming out...more on that later. In the meantime, stay tuned for our next thing and check out any episodes you missed (with witty commentary!) with <a target="new" href="http://www.cracked.com/article/217_agents-cracked-daring-tale-sex-idiocy-revenge/">this handy Cracked episode guide</a>. If you want to keep nerding out on AoC, head over to <a target="new" href="http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=57365.msg1341283#msg1341283">this page</a> to download some <span style="font-style:italic;">Agents of Cracked</span> desktops or <a href="http://thosearentmuskets.blogspot.com/2009/11/agents-of-cracked-soundtrack-pt-1.html">go right here</a> to download the song from "Mystery of the Ladies' Room."Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-52973846614011005912009-11-29T22:14:00.000-08:002009-11-29T22:22:06.805-08:00Agents of Cracked Soundtrack (Pt. 1)By popular demand, the first one you may download is the montage track during "The Mystery of the Ladies Room," in it is some other sound design that was originally intended, though taken out for the sake of the dialogue in the episode.<br /><br />All music, as always, made by me. I'll be in my music cage if anyone needs me.<br /><br />And <span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://thosearentmuskets.com/AoC_bombthreat_montage.mp3">right click for download</a></span>.Abehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09533841329293252769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-74343323405505573712009-11-16T09:59:00.000-08:002009-11-16T10:17:00.417-08:00This Is OddI always hoped I'd end up on Perez Hilton, but more for my outrageous cocaine hot tub than a multinational advertising campaign.<br /><br /><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzFOu2pzgqwFqCE6g13UEOHIosJducgPQA5aZeSTglJQM50nFq1TIkFPprn3NP04Il-mHM5zFcKyhp_57SYRuVpHNQKDl6YKZdmpALjqxc7csWxZDMA5pbvY-cpmSnI7tXQbQlMnqF3ZA/s1600/perez_swaim.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 302px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzFOu2pzgqwFqCE6g13UEOHIosJducgPQA5aZeSTglJQM50nFq1TIkFPprn3NP04Il-mHM5zFcKyhp_57SYRuVpHNQKDl6YKZdmpALjqxc7csWxZDMA5pbvY-cpmSnI7tXQbQlMnqF3ZA/s400/perez_swaim.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404767006697741106" /></a></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-25284848399259466662009-11-14T11:00:00.000-08:002009-11-14T11:13:35.334-08:00Oh No, I Died!Regular viewers of Cracked TV may have noticed that in episode 23, I featured a joke about a Youtube tribute commemorating my own passing. Well, <span style="font-style:italic;">some </span>regular viewers did, because they went ahead and joined in my morbid speculation. Please enjoy these <a target="new" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwShDMyIiJw">touching </a><a target="new" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZUi52JcV8">Youtube </a><a target="new" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en7adw_rF70">tributes </a>to me and practice laughing at my death. Trust me, it's a skill that will come in handy.<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iwShDMyIiJw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iwShDMyIiJw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-89949357476494983332009-11-13T18:04:00.000-08:002009-11-13T18:22:27.258-08:00Used Tampons, Anal Sex, And Dying In SpaceWell, we're about two months into my tenure as resident "Funny Guy" over at <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/dictionary/fappable/">Guyspeak</a>, the blog where I've been interfacing almost continuously with members of the fairer sex. I've written <a target="new" href="http://search.barnesandnoble.com/New-Dawn/Ellen-Hopkins/e/9781933771939/?cds2Pid=30751">a poem about used tampons</a>, explored <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/blog/relationships/why-dating-now-sucks-compared-to-dating-in-2525/">the romantic possibilities of dying in space</a>, answered questions about <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/answers/for-a-laugh-every-time-i-greeted-my-boyfriend-id-punch-him-instead-of-a-hug-or-a-head-butt-instead-o/">curved penises</a> and <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/answers/whats-with-the-sudden-mainstream-obsession-with-hetero-anal-seemed-like-a-kinky-fetish-before-and-is/">anal sex</a>, and defined the word "<a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/dictionary/fappable/">Fappable</a>." Come join the perversion!<br /><br />You can check out<a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/dictionary/fappable/"> all of my illuminating relationship advice</a>, <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/blog/">catch up on the blogs</a>, or even <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/">ask a question of your own</a> on the front page. But be warned: my advice almost always involves eating a boar's heart (for the power).Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-55800676079149402322009-11-09T11:07:00.000-08:002009-11-09T11:13:46.856-08:00Agents of Cracked Is GoThe series kicked off about eight hours ago with this here pilot. You can follow the events as they unfold in episodic fashion at the official <a target="new" href="http://www.cracked.com/video_18099_the-end-beginning.html">AoC mini-site</a> on Cracked.com. We're releasing an episode a day, so keep your seatbelts fastened to your buttholes, because shit is about to fly. <span style="font-style:italic;">WHAT</span>?!<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="TITLE=The%20End%20Of%20The%20Beginning&demand_content_id=18099&demand_show_replay=true&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18099_the-end-beginning.html&demand_related=1&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/relatedvideo_18099_the-end-beginning.xml&DESC=%22I%27m%20not%20a%20baby%2C%20and%20I%20don%27t%20need%20a%20babysitter...%22&v=2.2.0&video_title=The%20End%20Of%20The%20Beginning&demand_preroll=true&KEYWORDS=&adPartner=Adap&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/videoplayer/Pre-Roll1b.swf&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&demand_autoplay=0&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%2C%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&CATEGORIES=Movies%20%26%20TV&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&height=37&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/3/8/7/8387_608X342.flv&sitename=Cracked.com&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/3/8/7/8387_608X342.flv&ID=18099" /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-15476769379269171772009-11-03T09:31:00.001-08:002009-11-03T09:43:52.581-08:00Agents of Cracked TrailerThe online premiere of our brand new web series is just around the corner, but paving the way like some kind of whacked-out demonic helldozer here's <span style="font-style:italic;">Agents of Cracked: The Trailer</span>. <br /><br />Watch. More words would only cheapen this experience for you.<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="TITLE=Two%20Men%2C%20In%20a%20Race%20Against%20Time%2C%20Trapped%20Inside%20a%20Trailer&demand_show_replay=true&ID=18096&demand_content_id=18096&demand_related=1&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18096_two-men-in-race-against-time-trapped-inside-trailer.html&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/relatedvideo_18096_two-men-in-race-against-time-trapped-inside-trailer.xml&v=2.2.0&demand_preroll=true&DESC=&video_title=Two%20Men%2C%20In%20a%20Race%20Against%20Time%2C%20Trapped%20Inside%20a%20Trailer&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/videoplayer/Pre-Roll1b.swf&KEYWORDS=&adPartner=Adap&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%2C%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&height=37&sitename=Cracked.com&CATEGORIES=Sex&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/1/6/3/8163_608X342.flv&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/1/6/3/8163_608X342.flv" /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-74430930147997668902009-10-30T16:11:00.000-07:002009-10-30T16:57:09.352-07:00Muskets! On Comedy Central!Thanks to our involvement with <a target="new" href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=geniuscamp#g/u">Genius Camp</a>, we got to see one of our sketches up on Comedy Central! Very awesome. All the campers helped with this one, but if you want to get specific, that's Noah Byrne of <a target="new" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/horseheadbusinessman">Horsehead Businessman</a> next to me, and I believe Abe was holding the camera. Everyone else was outside the tent yelling suggestions or drinking a kind of marijuana drink we made on <a target="new" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/P0YKPAC#p/p">POYKPAC</a>'s roof.<br /><br />If you'd like to see this sketch (and many others) unaccompanied by a horrible screeching sound, please check out the <a target="new" href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=geniuscamp#g/u">Genius Camp video gallery</a>.<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/luOUErXSORw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/luOUErXSORw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-57740396922396447712009-10-28T17:21:00.000-07:002009-10-28T17:30:15.737-07:00Mike's Lost Zombie Article!So, you've been waiting <span style="font-style:italic;">months</span> for a new Those Aren't Muskets! video. Well, WAIT NO LONGER! Our latest word-video is up now at Cracked.com, complete with still frames, words, and the ability to "scroll through" the video at your own leisurely pace! And reading! And zombies! And <a target="new" href="http://www.cracked.com/article/164_6-characters-who-show-up-in-every-zombie-movie/">click here to read it!</a>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-65790473738909881342009-10-19T05:13:00.000-07:002009-10-19T05:15:34.629-07:00S.W.A.I.M., Episode 23If you liked "I'm On A Boat," then logic dictates you will like this episode of Cracked TV twenty-three times more!<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="TITLE=6%20Types%20Of%20Youtube%20Videos%20There%20Are%20Waaay%20Too%20Many%20Of&demand_show_replay=true&ID=18066&demand_content_id=18066&demand_related=1&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18066_6-types-youtube-videos-there-are-waaay-too-many.html&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/relatedvideo_18066_6-types-youtube-videos-there-are-waaay-too-many.xml&v=2.2.0&DESC=&demand_preroll=true&video_title=6%20Types%20Of%20Youtube%20Videos%20There%20Are%20Waaay%20Too%20Many%20Of&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/videoplayer/Pre-Roll1b.swf&KEYWORDS=&adPartner=Adap&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_autoplay=0&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%2C%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&height=37&CATEGORIES=Entertainment%2CNews%2CLifestyle&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&URL=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/18066/video_18066_608x342.flv&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&source=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/18066/video_18066_608x342.flv" /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-66017191239555524962009-10-12T15:57:00.000-07:002009-10-12T16:08:19.963-07:00Do What I Tell You To Do And Be Loved!If you've been missing my dulcit verbosity over at Cracked.com, not to fear. I've got a <span style="font-style:italic;">new blogging gig</span>, answering YOUR relationship questions over at brand new blogsite <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com">guyspeak.com</a>! It's basically a site where anyone can write in questions about pretty much anything and aim them at one of a number of various guy "types." I'm "The Funny Guy" for reasons that escape me. <br /><br />So if you've ever been watching Internet Party and wondered what Ebay would think about your boyfriend's lack of communication and how it may stem from his distant relationship to his father, then <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com">YOU'RE IN LUCK!</a><br /><br />Come, Muskets friends, and ask me questions that I may answer them in humorous and enlightening fashion. I'm also going to be straight-up <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/blog/">blogging</a> on there once a week, and they've even got a nifty <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com/dictionary/">dictionary</a> of guy-related terms. <a target="new" href="http://www.guyspeak.com">Come hang with us.</a>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881436689414323085.post-28527156186941157672009-10-05T10:32:00.001-07:002009-10-05T10:34:06.271-07:00S.W.A.I.M., Episode 22This exists now, and it didn't before. It's really a miracle when you think about it. THIS SHOW IS A MIRACLE.<br /><br /><center><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="379" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="TITLE=8%20%27Adorable%27%20Viral%20Videos%20That%20Qualify%20as%20Animal%20Cruelty&demand_show_replay=true&ID=17974&demand_content_id=17974&demand_related=1&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_17974_8-adorable-viral-videos-that-qualify-as-animal-cruelty.html&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/relatedvideo_17974_8-adorable-viral-videos-that-qualify-as-animal-cruelty.xml&v=2.2.0&DESC=&demand_preroll=true&video_title=8%20%27Adorable%27%20Viral%20Videos%20That%20Qualify%20as%20Animal%20Cruelty&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/videoplayer/Pre-Roll1b.swf&KEYWORDS=&adPartner=Adap&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_autoplay=0&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%2C%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&height=37&CATEGORIES=Entertainment%2CNews%2CLifestyle&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&URL=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17974/video_17974_608x342.flv&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&source=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17974/video_17974_608x342.flv" /></object></div></center>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03690520713485928977noreply@blogger.com1