Clear and Present Danger

In today's climate of political frenzy and media fear mongering, it can be far too easy to fall prey to irrational worries and the suffocating grip of paranoia. And it’s that healthy mistrust that keeps terrorists from raping your children in their beds and sending your flaming pets leaping into your arms like frenzied Kamikaze pilots. And they’d do it too.

The animals, I mean. Learn about the insidious animal threat over at Cracked via my new article, and then Digg it, for added safety.