My Final Yankee Pot Roast Article

For a number of perplexing and dramatic reasons, I'm not going to be doing too much comedy writing on the net outside of the Cracked Blog and Muskets projects. So, you should probably print out this, my final and greatest Yankee Pot Roast article, about my harrowing trip to the Congolese jungle, and frame it somewhere prominent in the house.

On your wife, perhaps.