Comic Con: The Musketscal!

That's a Muskets Musical. Seems pretty straightforward to me. Anyway, here's how WE spent the Con.



Out-nerd THAT!

Vote For Internet Party in the Filmclick Film Festival!

So we entered "Internet Party" in an online film festival at Film Click about five moons ago, and lo and behold, that festival has just entered the final stage of its development: The Vote.

Vote for IP in the comedy category between now and August 12 and you could help us win a thousand bucks! Just go to this page and check the box by our vid.

The catch: you have to register an account to vote. The un-catch: you can vote once a day, without creating a new account each day!

Sounds like a winning deal to me.

I Write Other Stuff! Please Read It!

I'll warn you right up front, aside from my use of the phrase "crab teats" in the first sentence, this post isn't that funny.

Why? Because long ago, in the misty years known as 1998-2006, I actually had time to write stuff other than sketches and comedy articles. Yes, believe it or not, this clown's got some tears to shed. And while the success of Muskets (thank you very much) has resulted in me not writing any straight fiction for about six months now, I do hope to get back to it someday.

In the meantime, and after collecting my fill of rejection letters from friendly magazine publishers, I've decided to put all my fiction stuff online at WeBook.

WeBook's the kind of place where you only get feedback if you give someone else feedback, and then it's usually just a copy and paste of whatever you wrote them. So, as ever, I turn to you, my trusted Musketeers.

Go. Peruse. There's a healthy dose of Sci-Fi in there, a bunch of shitty poetry, and even some straight fiction. Let me know what's up. Light up my WeBook profile. I want to see what you guys think, and hopefully when I go back to that stuff in a few months, I'll have had enough people shit on it that I'll have some ideas about revision.

Enjoy the read! Or don't. But either way, let me know.

Two Wall-E Dissidents

Want to be infuriated? Read this review of Wall-E. Now that you're thoroughly disgusted, may I offer you some soothing comedic balm? There there. Drown your sorrows in a Digg, my friend, and all will be right again.

And if you haven't seen Wall-E yet, you're dead to us.

My Final Yankee Pot Roast Article

For a number of perplexing and dramatic reasons, I'm not going to be doing too much comedy writing on the net outside of the Cracked Blog and Muskets projects. So, you should probably print out this, my final and greatest Yankee Pot Roast article, about my harrowing trip to the Congolese jungle, and frame it somewhere prominent in the house.

On your wife, perhaps.