G4 Features Muskets!

G4 gave us a whole segment on Attack of the Show tonight! In case you didn't happen to watch that particular program (inexcusable), here it is right now. Also, there's a delicious chocolate cake waiting for you in the oven. How's THAT for instant gratification?!



And, here's the longer, but lower quality version of that same segment, to be used in case the G4 site ever takes down the above video. That's right: we care so much about this minor achievement we've installed redundancy systems to make sure it will never be forgotten.

S.W.A.I.M., Episode 3!

Well, episode 3 doesn't quite have the raw technical polish of episode 2, but I think this week's special co-host makes up for that. And Abe started taking my phone calls again, so episode 4 will probably look/sound significantly better. Turn up your speakers, squint, and enjoy. Oh, and Digg. And then watch the extended cut with more Gladstone here.

7 Deadly Sins of Online Gaming

The election is finally over, and that means it's back to writing about video games and movies for me. Yay! I'm returning to form with a tirade against the people that make online gaming insufferable. Check it. Digg it. Live it. Natch.

If McCain's Concession Speech Were As Bitter As The Campaign

Ever notice how the moment one candidate beats the other, they're suddenly best friends? What happened to two weeks ago, when you were calling each other delusional, psychotic geezers who palled around with terrorists? It’s either rampant hypocrisy, or else all those attack ads were nothing but cheap political maneuvers (gasp!).

In order to protect the innocence of the American public, I’ve taken it upon myself to make McCain’s concession speech as vitriolic and hate-filled as the months leading up to it were. Do us both a favor, and watch this video over and over until it has supplanted all memories of the actual speech.