The (Revised) 7 Ages of Man

One of my favorite articles in a while just finished tanking at Cracked, so I thought I'd give it a second life here on the Muskets! blog. If you've got a taste for the Elizabethan and twenty minutes to kill, then it appears the stars are in your favor, young coxswain.

TAM! Is College Humor Endorsed!

We've been uploading our videos to CH for a while now, and they decided to include us in the launch of snazzy new personalized pages for their 25 favorite sketch troupes! They didn't say what number we were, but I'm assuming 11. It just feels right.

In the end, this can only mean more free Busted Tees in the future, folks. Get in on the ground floor now and check out the new digs!

Contests Won and Seconded

First, thanks to all who voted for Internet Party in the Filmclick Virtual Film Festival. Your filmclicking filmed us right into second place, a priceless honor the likes of which Michael Phelps would throw down in disgust. But we'll take it. Thanks!

As to contests newer and greater, we've whipped up a little something for the Current.com L'Oreal Paris ad competition, and we'd be oh so tickled if you'd vote it up in the rankings. There's a vaguely specified amount of money at stake (5k-60k, depending on many factors, most of which we hope lean towards the 60k end of the spectrum), and your vote can help put us in the running.

Embedded below, for you non-voting pantywaists.

Restuarants For People With No Appetite

My latest Cracked article has all the appeal of a twisted car wreck on the side of the freeway. Go! Gape at the horrors mankind has wrought! Honestly, none of them are really species-damning till the end, so make sure you settle in for a full read. And...Digg?