Muskets! On Comedy Central!

Thanks to our involvement with Genius Camp, we got to see one of our sketches up on Comedy Central! Very awesome. All the campers helped with this one, but if you want to get specific, that's Noah Byrne of Horsehead Businessman next to me, and I believe Abe was holding the camera. Everyone else was outside the tent yelling suggestions or drinking a kind of marijuana drink we made on POYKPAC's roof.

If you'd like to see this sketch (and many others) unaccompanied by a horrible screeching sound, please check out the Genius Camp video gallery.

Mike's Lost Zombie Article!

So, you've been waiting months for a new Those Aren't Muskets! video. Well, WAIT NO LONGER! Our latest word-video is up now at Cracked.com, complete with still frames, words, and the ability to "scroll through" the video at your own leisurely pace! And reading! And zombies! And click here to read it!

S.W.A.I.M., Episode 23

If you liked "I'm On A Boat," then logic dictates you will like this episode of Cracked TV twenty-three times more!

Do What I Tell You To Do And Be Loved!

If you've been missing my dulcit verbosity over at Cracked.com, not to fear. I've got a new blogging gig, answering YOUR relationship questions over at brand new blogsite guyspeak.com! It's basically a site where anyone can write in questions about pretty much anything and aim them at one of a number of various guy "types." I'm "The Funny Guy" for reasons that escape me.

So if you've ever been watching Internet Party and wondered what Ebay would think about your boyfriend's lack of communication and how it may stem from his distant relationship to his father, then YOU'RE IN LUCK!

Come, Muskets friends, and ask me questions that I may answer them in humorous and enlightening fashion. I'm also going to be straight-up blogging on there once a week, and they've even got a nifty dictionary of guy-related terms. Come hang with us.

S.W.A.I.M., Episode 22

This exists now, and it didn't before. It's really a miracle when you think about it. THIS SHOW IS A MIRACLE.