Mistah Twittah

...is what all the lads have been calling me ever since I got my head out of my ass and made a Twitter page! So if you want to feel even closer to me than you already do by reading this blog (I'm talking to you, Karen), start following me on my brand new spiffily twitterpated Twitter page, SWAIM_CORP located hereabouts. Hurry, before it gets bought out by DOB_INC and the stock price skyrockets!