February 5, 2009

Swim, Swaim

Of all of the requests we get from fans, the most common by far is to never allow a shirtless picture of Michael Swaim to appear anywhere on the web. Well, guess what fuckers? You lose.

You're only a click away from my (hey, it's Michael by the way) much-anticipated appearance in FunnynotSlutty.com's first ever swimsuit edition! I'm near the bottom, right above the picture of Gladstone with a cross woven into his chest hair. Good luck purging THAT image from the old memory banks.

And yes, you may use my image as your desktop background. Thanks for asking.

4 comments:

  1. I just spent some time (3 hours)watching your videos..Can't say I didn't laugh my @$$ off.

    -ur new #1 fan (I'm way better than those Jonas' Bro fans, less retarded) <-- scratch that.

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  2. swaim, you have a girlfriend?? :'[

    my dreams are hopelessly crushed.

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  3. swaim, you have a girlfriend? :'(

    my dreams are hopelessly crushed.

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  4. For some reason this link isn't working for me, and I can't find the article on the site itself.
    Has it been removed or is there some other way to see it?

    Thank you

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