An Attack Ad...I Think?

I made this confusing mishmash as a response to Obama's attack ad attacking McCain for his attack ads. Hope you like it! If you do, you can toss it a Digg here.

S.W.A.I.M. Episode 2!

I think this one came out a lot better than the first. Hopefully this trend will continue indefinitely until S.W.A.I.M. is the highest rated show in the history of the world. Anything less, and I will be severely disappointed both in myself and you personally.

Check the bigger version here. Digg here.

Yo Mama, Obama

As promised, I've set aside my own political leanings (Whig) to rip into Obama's craziest supporters this week. You can check the list here, or, if you just trust me that it's awesome, Digg it here.

OJ's Party Planner Has Some Concerns

So OJ got convicted of kidnapping and burglary, and faces life in prison. He also planned an acquittal party because he was so sure he would get away with it. I am pleased by the irony of this. So pleased I made a video for your watching pleasure.

McCain? More Like McCane! He's OLD!!!

I've gone political! Don't worry; it's only for the brief interval of time while my interest flares and my attention stops drifting like a honeybee from flower to timely flower. Wow, that sentence kind of got away from me. Anyway, check out this thing I wrote about 5 crazy people supporting McCain!

And before you start faxing me hate mail (I don't even know why I keep that fax around), rest assured I'll be doing a similar piece on Obama's nutzo supporters in about a week and a half here. I'll keep you posted.

S.W.A.I.M. Episode 1!

Take Muskets! Then take away all of the camera work, good music, and competent editing (ie, Abe) and you get...S.W.A.I.M., the new show I'm doing however often I feel like it for Cracked!

Episode 1 just went up despite being too long and having green screen bleed, and it looks a lot like this (to view a bigger version, click here):

Digg!

Sonnets, Y'all

Though none of us canst 'scape that black-draped cart
That slowly draws us towards our dying bed,
Alack, poor Will, of timeless skill and art
Has kept his wits but lost his very head!

Upon his severed baldpate dully gleams,
Reflected twixt his rooted tufts of hair,
A scene of child-like monsters held by seams;
Felt hands that grasp, glass eyes to weep and stare.

Of these young babes, who 'mongst us could have thought
That they wouldst have the hearts to maim and kill?
While Nanny worked to wash out some damned spot,
These tiny tyrants, creeping, had their Will!

Animal, thy daisy-petaled bonnet,
Hides not thy sin, nor stifles it this sonnet.

Watch Swaim Watch the Debates!

I probably should have brought this up before, but over at Cracked.com me and some other bloggers watched the VP debates last night and just sort of did our thing for a live Internet audience. The response was pretty positive (you can check out the full transcript here, or an edited version here), so we're going to do it again for the next Presidential Debates on Wednesday, October 15th, LIVE!

I'll add a link to the page HERE once it's up, but just keep checking here or at Cracked.com for details!

How To Get Free Money

If you're like me, then you'd like some free money! Well, all you have to do is follow my example and turn current troubling financial events into a positive. Also you have to have parents. Sorry orphans; you lose again. Check it! Digg it!